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Gunslinger
02-01-2009, 04:24 PM
Murderface where art thou when we need you:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/150832/14-times-Olympic-gold-medal-winner-Michael-Phelps-caught-with-bong-cannabis-pipe.html

BONG!

Yihya
02-01-2009, 04:25 PM
You are un-american.

diabolical
02-01-2009, 04:36 PM
Our source said: “You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do."

There are only so many things you can do with a lighter and bong combination - using it for its intended purpose and failing at utilizing the device as a penis pump. In addition, the man is 23 years young. He's still got a whole life of drunken stupor and cannibus blazing ahead of him before he settles into a more permanent and irreversible derelict behavior.

I say he should be allowed to swim in 2012 at London, but the catch is that Michael Phelps will need to smoke an entire pound of marijuana before the start of the race.

iRobot
02-01-2009, 09:19 PM
He didn't inhale!!!!!

Mild$auce
02-01-2009, 10:23 PM
even if he did inhale he can do that and then win gold medals! he is the man!

Big_Al
02-02-2009, 06:19 AM
I would just like to say that at least he didn't smoke out of a shitty bong. That is a german RooR bong and a quite nice one at that. Hey, the man has good taste in pipes.

iRobot
02-02-2009, 10:09 AM
Well if you look at it this way .. with that BONG HIT He just lost 100 million dollars worth of endorsments ... CAN YOU SAY STUPID!!!!

Gunslinger
02-02-2009, 03:36 PM
I would just like to say that at least he didn't smoke out of a shitty bong. That is a german RooR bong and a quite nice one at that. Hey, the man has good taste in pipes.

Quite an observation. I think it's funny that all these people are disappointed that the bullied geeky kid the media portrayed is really a fuck up like the rest of us! (Granted he can swim like a fish.)

Big_Al
02-02-2009, 06:39 PM
The guy busted his ass training for at least four years. Can't a man take a little down time to relax and like Gunslinger says it shows he is just a regular guy like the rest of us. More power to him!

Postal
02-02-2009, 06:39 PM
is that even him wtf? lol

Gunslinger
02-02-2009, 08:27 PM
WHAT PHELPS SHOULD HAVE SAID:

http://www.reason.com/news/show/131438.html

WhiteTadpole
02-03-2009, 06:37 AM
but honestly.... you're telling me the guy has mad $$$$ in endorsements and he can't afford to seclude himself in a room to do that shit..... what a moron.

Big_Al
02-03-2009, 09:04 AM
I personally think he is my New HERO! Maybe Zig-Zag will give him a sponsorship.

iRobot
02-03-2009, 01:07 PM
I personally think he is my New HERO! Maybe Zig-Zag will give him a sponsorship.

He does have A.D.D. He might of forgot others were at the party too.

' posted this from my cell phone'

Big_Al
02-03-2009, 06:14 PM
Personally as a "pothead" That is a real D-Bag move. I mean you don't go taking pictures of the people you get high with unless they ask you to. Bad etiquette! I say we remove whoever sold him out's toker's license.

diabolical
02-03-2009, 06:59 PM
So was he blazed or sober when he did this number? ---> http://www.jonesjohnson.net/2008/08/18/michael-phelps-is-an-idiot/

Twiztid
02-03-2009, 08:15 PM
Wow why would you do that

Big_Al
02-04-2009, 08:23 AM
He looks mighty blazed if you ask me. Can't even keep his eyes open!

Silent^
02-05-2009, 12:03 AM
Lol its so stupid yet so brilliant!

Big_Al
02-05-2009, 12:09 AM
Just an update the German Bong company RooR that makes the bong he was smoking sold out of there entire stock in 2 days LOL!

Silent^
02-05-2009, 12:21 AM
And only you Big Al would go find that out :p

Big_Al
02-05-2009, 12:44 AM
I do my best bro! :)

btw RooR bongs are the shiiznit!

Killer Tofu
02-28-2009, 03:34 AM
HAHA. Jokes on him. First thought:

That's not a bong, that's a penis pump!

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